Hello it’s me. BUB.
Look at this message that came from this horribly insecure Earth fella. This is his email address that he shared with me right here on my very own blog, presumably because he wanted me to share it with you: firstname.lastname@example.org
You are biologically defective, and not that cute. You shouldn’t be so popular. Get surgery for that tongue.
-The voice of reason
Hello, Voice of Reason,
I hope you get surgery to remove your biologically defective personality before you get your ignorant HATE all over people. PS, I bet your mom already knows what a jerk she raised.
EVERY PERSON ON THIS PLANET (except you, obviously)